Over a beer (or two) me and a few friends started discussing all the different and unnecessary iPhone applications available. So we came up with the following idea:
Wife: An iPhone/iPad application that bugs the living …. Out of you. It shall remove/lock any contacts where name resembles a women or a person interested in soccer/football or any other type of sport. It shall also lock applications that can be used to guide the owner to a bar or other establishment selling alcohol. Map-application can be unlocked if spouse is very close by.
Price: $10
Ex-wife: opens any contacts where name resembles a women or a person interested in soccer or any other type of sport. Map also opens for guidance to bards or other establishment selling alcohol.
Price: Wife*2 (everyone knows that x-wifes are expencive) – Wife*200 if mistress is installed… J
Mistress: Same as ex-wife but much more subtle way – it also makes Wife very suspicious and will also force Wife to become more brutal and lock more services…
Price: Wife*100 (everyone knows that mistresses are way more expensive than wifes)
Child-app: Makes the hardware very unstable. Moves keyboard keys and shortcuts around. Also uninstalls apps at random – and of course especially just when you need them.. J
Price: $1 (kids are just fun!)
In-law: A more subtle version of wife and pretty much a pain in the neck!
Price: (hard to say, they aren’t really expensive, just a pain in the neck) $5 (but wife must be installed, so it’s actually $15)
Now all I have to do is find an iPhone/iPad developer.
